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The Stacked Assholes Tee

The Stacked Assholes Tee

Regular price $39.99 USD
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Two balls. One eight. Zero apologies.

The Stacked Assholes Tee turns a pair of golf balls into an eight, because even the scorecard deserves a little bad behavior. It’s the perfect uniform for the golfer who has questionable course management, strong opinions about the rules, and absolutely no interest in pretending that every round is a good one.

Wear it to the course, the cart, the clubhouse, or the 19th hole where the score gets more impressive every time you tell the story. The balls are stacked. The energy is unhinged. The juju is solid.

Why you’ll love it

  • Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • Soft feel with a side-seamed, tailored fit
  • DTG-printed graphic for a clean, vibrant print
  • Solid colors made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors made from 52% cotton and 48% polyester
  • Eco-friendly materials and production

Available in Light Green, Washed Denim, and Seafoam

Size guide

Unisex fit, available in XS–3XL. Compare the measurements below with a favorite tee for the best fit.

Size Length (inches) Half chest (inches)
XS 28 18
S 29 20
M 30 22
L 31 24
XL 32 26
2XL 33 28
3XL 33.5 29.9


Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out to help protect the print
  • Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain color and fabric integrity
  • Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight

Bad shots happen. Good jujus are forever.

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