A funny golf T-shirt for golfers with zero apologies and questionable course behavior. The Stacked Assholes Tee features a bold golf ball graphic that turns two balls into an eight, making it the perfect golf graphic tee for players who like their humor a little unhinged. Soft, lightweight and made for comfort, this unisex golf shirt is great for weekend rounds, golf trips, the clubhouse, the cart and the 19th hole.
Two balls. One eight. Zero apologies.
The Stacked Assholes Tee turns a pair of golf balls into an eight, because even the scorecard deserves a little bad behavior. It’s made for the golfer who has strong opinions about the rules, questionable course management, and absolutely no interest in pretending every round is a good one.
Wear it to the course, the cart, the clubhouse, or the 19th hole where the score gets better every time you tell the story. The balls are stacked. The energy is unhinged. The juju is solid.
Why you’ll love it
- Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- Soft feel with a side-seamed, tailored fit
- DTG-printed graphic for a clean, vibrant print
- Solid colors made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors made from 52% cotton and 48% polyester
- Eco-friendly materials and production
Available in Light Green, Washed Denim, and Seafoam
Size guide
Unisex fit, available in XS–3XL. Compare the measurements below with a favorite tee for the best fit.
| Size |
Length (inches) |
Half chest (inches) |
| XS |
28 |
18 |
| S |
29 |
20 |
| M |
30 |
22 |
| L |
31 |
24 |
| XL |
32 |
26 |
| 2XL |
33 |
28 |
| 3XL |
33.5 |
29.9 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out to help protect the print
- Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain color and fabric integrity
- Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight
Bad shots happen. Good jujus are forever.
