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The No Regrets Tee

The No Regrets Tee

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A funny heavyweight golf T-shirt for golfers who swing hard, send it, and deal with the consequences later. The No Regrets Tee is a soft, garment-dyed unisex golf shirt made for players who believe laying up is rarely the answer. With a broken-in vintage feel and bold golf attitude, this graphic tee is perfect for weekend rounds, golf trips, the clubhouse and the 19th hole.

You already know what that means. And if you don’t… this shirt isn’t for you.

The No Regrets Tee is for the golfer who grips it, rips it, watches the ball disappear into the tree line, and still fist pumps on the way to find it.

You swung with everything you had. You have zero regrets. The ball, however, may be gone forever.

Piss. Missile. Launched.

This is the uniform of the unapologetic, the golfers who play fast, swing hard and aren’t afraid to go for it.

  • Pre-shrunk and soft-washed with garment dyeing — minimal shrinkage, maximum send-it energy.
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability built to survive your swing speed.
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem — as committed as your decision to go for it on a par 5.
  • 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline. Clean. Crisp. No regrets.
  • 100% US-grown ring spun cotton — soft enough to wear while you're recounting the legend of the shot.

Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.

Available in White, Grey, Light Green, Pepper, and Hemp. Sizes S–3XL.

Size Guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
A) Length (inches) 26.6 28 29.4 30.7 31.6 32.5 33.5
B) Width (inches) 35 39 42.5 46 50 54 58
B) Half Chest (inches) 17.5 19.5 21.3 23 25 27 29
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 8 8.3 13.3 9.5 9.8 9.8 10


Care Instructions

General Treat it better than you treat your scorecard — which you definitely didn't keep accurately anyway.
Wash Machine wash cold. Protect the garment-dyed finish. Unlike your ball, this one's worth saving.
Dry Tumble dry low or air dry. No heat. Some things in life deserve a gentle approach — this is one of them.
Store Cool, dry place. Away from sunlight. Better care than you gave that approach shot on 14.

 

Bad shots happen. Good jujus are forever.

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