The Bogeyman Tee
The Bogeyman Tee
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A funny heavyweight golf T-shirt for golfers who know a bogey is always lurking one bad swing away. The Bogeyman Tee is a soft, garment-dyed unisex golf shirt made for weekend players who can laugh at the extra stroke that somehow keeps showing up on the scorecard. With a vintage broken-in feel and 100% ring-spun cotton construction, it’s built for rounds, golf trips, the clubhouse and everyday wear.
He’s always there. Lurking. Waiting. One bad swing away.
The Bogeyman Tee is for the golfer who knows him well — that one extra stroke that shows up uninvited, wrecks a perfectly good scorecard, and somehow follows you to the next hole.
You can’t outrun him. You can’t hide from him. You can, however, wear him with pride.
Own the bogey. Own the round.
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed with garment dyeing — minimal shrinkage, maximum "I'll get him next hole" energy.
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability built to survive as many rounds as the bogeyman himself.
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem — as relentless as that one stroke you can never shake.
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline. Clean. Crisp. Haunted.
- 100% US-grown ring spun cotton — soft enough to wear while you're blaming the wind for hole 7.
Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.
Available in Pepper, Espresso, and Black. Sizes S–3XL.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 |
Care Instructions
| General | Treat it better than you treat your scorecard — which you definitely didn’t keep accurately anyway. |
| Wash | Machine wash cold. Protect the garment-dyed finish. Unlike the bogeyman, this one’s worth saving. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry. No heat. Some things deserve a gentle approach — this is one of them. |
| Store | Cool, dry place. Away from sunlight. Better care than you gave that chip shot on 9. |
Bad shots happen. Good jujus are forever.
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